Q.1
How is there lint in your bellybutton, butt crack, and toes but clothes never look worn in those areas?
I have totally wondered too and it must be magic.
I never thought about that before.
I am flawless and never have lint anywhere.
Additional thoughts?
Q.2
If you leave something like mayonnaise out of the fridge how long does it have to sit before you throw it away?
Immediately, I cant get past the thought
Few Hours
A day
If it smells good then who cares?
Additional thoughts?
Q.3
If you bought a really nice sweater but later found out it was something like Cat fur, what would you do?
Throw it away.
Smile and wear it more.
Break out in hives because I am allergic
Q.4
Have you ever stuck your finger in your bellybutton and smelled it?
Yes
No
A few minutes ago, actually...
Q.5
Have you ever made someone else smell your bellybutton finger?
Yes
No
Now I will. Good idea.
Q.6
Have you ever been forced to smell someone else's belly button finger?
Yes
No
Thanks a lot, now my significant other will do that.
Q.7
Have you gone to work without deodorant and used the liquid soap in the bathroom to cover?
Yes
No
What is deoderant?
Q.8
What is the strangest thing you have ever eaten?
I dont eat strange things.
I dont consider things strange.
Describe your strangest thing.
Q.9
Do you ever bite the skin you peel off of places like your toes?
Yes
No
Q.10
Do you like to pop zits on yourself, others, or have you on animals?
I like it on me.
I like it on others.
I like it on animals.
Thoughts?
Q.11
Have you tried breast milk?
Yes
No
I would like to
Q.12
Are boobs/nipples off limits during sex if your partner is breast feeding?
Yes
No
Q.13
Is it okay to pee in the shower?
Yes
No
Q.14
Do your kids want to smell awful things like poop diapers or rotten garbage?
Yes
No
Q.15
Do your kids keep their hands shoved in their asses all the time? All. The. Time?
Yes
No
Q.16
Do you ever fart and wonder why it doesnt bother you to smell it?
Yes
No
Q.17
Ever wonder why do guys balls itch all the time?
Yes
No
Its crabs
Thoughts
Q.18
Does your butthole ever itch really bad for no reason?
Yes
No
Q.19
Have you ever pooped at someone's house and the toilet didnt flush?
Yes
No
What did you do?
Q.20
Does your partner poop with the door open and want to talk the whole time?
Yes
No
Dear lord make it stop...
Poop talker therapy box. Lay your troubles down here.
Q.21
What do people really think about during sex?
My partner here and now.
My partner in the past.
Someone else.
Chores that I havent finished yet or personal hygiene tips for partner.
Other weird thoughts?
Q.22
Do you ever have days where you think your kids are assholes and you dont want to talk to them?
Yes
No
What did those assholes do to you?